So what is it the Americans think of the French?
That’s a rather broad question.
Yes, but I mean traditionally. Culturally. There must be some existing stereotypes.
Okay, sure. There is a tendency among American comedies to make fun of the French for being, well, cowards. They called them frogs was back when. I think it dates back to World War II.
Oh, that is nothing. That is actually a world-wide stereotype. I lived in Ireland for work for a few years, and was teased about that all the time. I think it is rather funny, actually.
And there is a perception about the French that they love their wine and love their women. In the 1950s, the country seemed enamored of France. There were a bunch of musicals about Paris, all the Maurice Chevalier type, an older man constantly drinking wine and champagne and lusting after women.
Well, there is truth to that as well. We do love a fine wine or a strong drink. And we French men, we definitely love our women. It’s rather funny, many Americans expect me to be an expert on wine, but I am not. But because I have a French accent, they expect that I do. I throw a few fancy words around and everyone thinks I have a very educated opinion. ‘Ooh, this wine, it’s from 2013? That was a very good year for red wines in oak barrels. This is delicious.’ I have no idea what I’m talking about, but suddenly everyone is ooo-ing and aah-ing over the wine.
The same with cheeses and breads?
Growing up, I based my knowledge of France off of that chef character from the Little Mermaid, chopping up all the fish and crabs. Sacre bleu, what is zis, how on Earth could I miss such a sweet little succulent crab?
Oh my, you must stop singing.
Clearly I need more wine.
The funny part of the Little Mermaid is it sends such a terrible example for children, and for women. It seems to suggest that 16 year old girls should defy their fathers and give up everything for some boy. Give up your legs, give up your voice, give up your life for the boy. Beauty and the Beast is the one that is actually based in France.
Oh my god! The candlestick! Flirting over the feather duster the whole show! That’s you!
I’m hardly the candlestick.
So I went up to Park City today. It’s the Sundance film festival right now, so the city is packed with people in jackets and hats, bustling down the street in a rush everywhere with full cups of coffee in hand. I pass these two men, both of them clearly French, and very snobbish. They are sauntering down the sidewalk, smoking cigarettes, blocking traffic, as they talk in their French accents about how awful the last movie was. It’s like the were critiquing a cuisine.
Well, they sound very French, except for the sauntering part. They must not have been Parisians. Everyone there is in a hurry.
Okay, so the same question back to you. What do the French think of Americans?
Well, to be honest, not just the French, but most of the world, at least the places I have been, they think of Americans as idiots. Very boastful idiots. Always going on and on about how America is the best country in the world. But when asked why, Americans say because of Freedom. It is so annoying. Much of the world has freedom, yet America has the highest prison populations, the most gun violence. Not that France is perfect, we definitely have a lot of racism there, but America takes racism to another level. I don’t see what everyone is bragging over.
Well, fair enough. There is some truth to that as well.
I think the stereotype exists, but more in very religious communities in the south. In Texas and Alabama perhaps. French stereotypes exist as well, but only in various parts of the country.
People from any country only need to see one Donald Trump rally or Sarah Palin speech to realize we have a lot of gun-toting idiots in this country.
And the gun violence. My god, so many mass shootings. It seems like every few months or weeks. Don’t get me wrong, there are many things I love about America. I did choose to live here for the next few years.
You definitely picked an interesting city to live in. Salt Lake City is fascinating.
It really is! I researched a lot before I moved here. But I am regularly surprised by it.
Well, Utah is a state that formed outside of the United States government. Brigham Young led hundreds of thousands of people out here and basically became the emperor of the land, settling the whole place in the name of their God. So when the government came along, Young was elected the first governor. It is literally the Mormon holy-land.
Yes, but the city does not feel so Mormon.
Well, down the road is literally the headquarters of the Mormon church. Yet we have a lesbian mayor, a fairly Democratic government, and a huge LGBT population.
It is a fascinating place. There is much going on in the city, from live music to bars on every corner. I think I will like it here.
Come on, you’re doing fine. You’re already meeting girls on Tinder.
Yes, yes, I have met one girl. That must make me quite the ladies’ man, as you say.
Ha, shut up and drink your wine, Frenchie.
After you, American.